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Joke of the Day

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."

"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"

"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."

"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"

"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."