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Joke of the Day
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
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"Ancient Aliens"
"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."
"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"
"Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you? Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse. Me: I love you too"
"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."
"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."
"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."
"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."