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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."
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"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
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"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."
"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."
"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"