218120

Joke of the Day

"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"

"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"

"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me."

"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."

"What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!"

"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"