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Joke of the Day
"What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!"
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"What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone? An argumentative ese"
"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."
"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"
"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."
"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""