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Joke of the Day

"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."

"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"

"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? He survived 99 missions."

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"