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Joke of the Day

"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"

"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."

"Feelings are like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf."

"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"

"Did you hear about that guy named Reginald who often visited his local supermarket? Indeed, he was a **reg**ular customer."

"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"

"You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship."

"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."