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Joke of the Day

"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."

"OK, so you caught me bangin' the peanut butter jar... Don't make it weird..."

"Why are Asian students so smart? Because they keep trying to take Engrish classes but end up in Engineering."

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""

"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."

"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"