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Joke of the Day
"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."
Next Joke
"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"
"A recurring number walks into a bar'"
"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."
"Guy on fb posted a picture of his baby w/ the caption ""1st Easter!"" Hell no, there have been like 2000, we're not starting over just for him"
"Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?"
"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"Hide a Body? What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"