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"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."
"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"
"My wedding vows said ""till death do us part."" My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me."
"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""
"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."
"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."
"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"
"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."