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"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."
"""I don't get the fuss about Ronda, I've knocked out plenty of girls"", Cosby states."
"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."
"What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip."
"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."
"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)"
"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"