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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's"
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"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"
"Interviewer: What is your greatest strength? Me: I have a nap for dealing with conflict. Intvr: Do you mean ""knack""? *pulls out pillow*"
"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."
"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."
"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
"Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?"
"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."
"People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad."