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Joke of the Day
"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"
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"[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me"
"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
"Little kids be trippin'."
"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""
"Facebook's ""People you may know"" should be called, ""People you definitely know and have been avoiding""."
"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"
"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."