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Joke of the Day
"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"
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"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"""My eyes are down there!"" - Large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog."
"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"ladies, please don't call me your 'brother' 1. we did not come out of the same vagina 2. odds are i'm trying to get into yours"
"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"