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Joke of the Day

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"

"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Their peckers are on their face!"

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."

"Me, December 2016: I'm going to buy this juicer and lose some weight in January Me, January 2017: I have eaten the juicer"

"Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy."

"A man walks by a bar, the sign says ""lobster tail and beer $10"" He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!"