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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."
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"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"
"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."
"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"
"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."
"6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub."
"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."
"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."
"Nothing says ""I'm unemployed"" like wishing for snow on Facebook."
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."