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Joke of the Day
"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."
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"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."
"""i like the little round slices of shitty hard bread in chex mix. that's actually my favorite part"" -a monster"
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"
"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."
"How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters"
"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."