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Joke of the Day
"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."
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"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"
"I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now."
"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"Did you know our brains are 75% fat? Thinking about putting mine on a diet."
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."