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Joke of the Day

"I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles."

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."

"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"Waiter I'd like a cup of coffee please with no cream. I'm sorry sir but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."

"My mate Dave has changed a lot since his time in prison For a start he's not half as tight as he used to be."