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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters"
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"Porsche did 911"
"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."
"5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT."
"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."
"April showers bring May flowers. And car bombs, suicide bombers, beheadings, etc. Tis the season."
"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"
"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."