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Joke of the Day
"Why did the redneck cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"Why do stop lights turn red? You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody."
"""Hola, Senor, do you want me to shift into second gear?"" Manuel transmission"
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."
"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?"