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Joke of the Day

"Why do stop lights turn red? You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody."

"What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen? I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired."

"If I washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it? -No? -You dirty cocksucker you."

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"How is there not an STD Clinic called, ""Clap on Clap off""?"

"Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."

"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"

"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"

"Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee."