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Joke of the Day
"Why do stop lights turn red? You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody."
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"What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? Half a dog"
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."
"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"
"What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other? Li Ning"
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"