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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"

"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"

"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"

"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."

"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."

"Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!"

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."

"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"