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Joke of the Day
"Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?"
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"""God"" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. ""Money"" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform."
"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"
"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Hmm...."
"Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?"
"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"