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Joke of the Day

"WTF is a palindrome? No it isn't."

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"

"When I die, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"So i just came back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!"

"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."