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Joke of the Day
"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"
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"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"
"Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score."
"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."
"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."
"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"
"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"My friend has a compulsion to eat everything in sight, and as a result, he's put on a lot of weight... You might say he suffers from OBCD."
"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."
"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"