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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"
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"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."
"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"
"I keep getting scolded for things I didn't do! ""What didn't you do?"" ""My homework"""
"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""
"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"
"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."
"I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... I'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again!"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."