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Joke of the Day

"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"

"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"today, my girlfriend asked me for a dick pic.... but the NASA didn't let me use the Hubble Space telescope.."

"What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now."