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Joke of the Day

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

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"Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss."
"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."
"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"
"Showed my husband all the super-awesome Twitter lists I'm on. He put me on a list called People I Probably Shouldn't Have Married."
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"What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar? ""AU"""
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we need a haircut. (I got this from some UK magazine years ago)"