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Joke of the Day

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"Why do republicans hate math? They were never comfortable with integration."

"You can't hear a pterodactyl pee... Because it's silent."

"Bro, your girl is so basic bitch Her shoe size is 14"

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."

"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."