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Joke of the Day

"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"

"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"

"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"

"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"Why did France run out of painkillers? because Paris ate 'em all"

"Knock knock... [pic]"

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."

"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."