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Joke of the Day

"Cupcakes are amazing, because holding a full size cake up to your face isn't socially acceptable for some reason."

"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""

"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"A friend asked me if I knew what the best pizza was. I said I didn't know but Digior knows"

"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."

"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."

"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."