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Joke of the Day

"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."

"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"

"How is a picket fence like a mini skirt? They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view."

"Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package."

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"Waiter, I'll have what he's having. Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?"

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."

"If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable."

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."