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Joke of the Day

"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."

"Overheard in a restaurant. Grandma: ""Oh, I could really go for a Quickie right about now!"" Grandpa: ""It's pronounced a Quiche, dear!"""

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"

"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."

"What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden"