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Joke of the Day

"The first time I've had sex was like the first time I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind"

"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""

"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."

"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"

"Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant."

"Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to"

"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."