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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"
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"What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? Kelp!"
"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."
"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."
"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
"Dating in your thirties is like finding a parking spot, the only way to get one is to follow them out to their car."
"Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said ""why? am I infertile doctor?"" He said ""no your a fat cunt."""
"I don't like telling people who have Beatlemania a joke. If they don't get it, they just won't let it be."
"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."