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"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""

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"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"
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