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Joke of the Day
"What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors."
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"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."
"I answer with an automatic ""Yes"" each time my mom says ""Oh, have I told you...?"" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."
"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."
"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"
"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."
"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"
"ME: I fell in the shower. HIM: Send pics"