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Joke of the Day

"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."

"The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield."

"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."

"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"

"I don't care if you're here to murder me we take our shoes off in this house."

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN! Edit: added two na"

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."