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Joke of the Day

"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."

"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"

"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."

"There's a spider in my bathroom. I neither can kill it or capture it, so now it has its very own room in my house to raise its spider family"

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."

"What is 6 afraid of 7? Because size matters."

"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"

"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."