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Joke of the Day

"Why does everybody hate the grammar nazi He's just trying to make it Reich"

"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"

"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."

"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."