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Joke of the Day

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."

"Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car."

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."

"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"

"<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right"

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves"

"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."