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Joke of the Day
"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"
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"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
"I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe"
"The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99* Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind Redditor!"
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
"I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope. The guy at the store said ""This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."" ""Nah man"" I said ""I hate long good buys."""
"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."
"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"