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"Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, ""Put wings on"
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"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."
"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"
"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"
"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."
"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"
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"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
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