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Joke of the Day

"Hillary and Trump in a plane, plane crashes. Who survives? America"

"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"I got a $400 ticket for playing pokemon GO in the car today. Most expensive in-app purchases EVER."

"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"

"2 birds talking to each other I think I need to take a shit. What are you waiting for? A car."

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."