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Joke of the Day
"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"
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"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."
"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
"What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane? A premature evacuation."
"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."
"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"
"HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for? Me: Fire My Lazy Ass? HR: ... Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate."