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Joke of the Day

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic... But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm Fantastic."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."

"Why doesn't snake have balls? Because he would look like a dick."

"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."

"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"

"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."

"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"News: IKEA pledges 1 billion euros to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it will take forever to put the money together."