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Joke of the Day
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"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."
"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""
"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."