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Joke of the Day

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."

"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"

"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"

"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."

"So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, ""Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"" The clerk says, ""Go ahead, the customer's always right..."" (Henny Youngman)"

"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."

"Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*"

"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"

"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""

"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."