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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, ""Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"" The clerk says, ""Go ahead, the customer's always right..."" (Henny Youngman)"

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"I broke my finger today But on the other hand im fine"

"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"

"How do you get a baby to stop choking? Take your dick out of its mouth."

"Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay."

"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prosti-toot"

"When I write too fast, my ""E"" looks like a ""G"" making this assignment sheet where I marked several projects as ""DONE"" look pretty weird."

"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."