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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"
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"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."
"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"
"I'm not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I'm a bigger fan of not being broke."
"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"
"[shopping] May I help you find something? ""Where are the giants?"" What? ""Your sign outside says there's a giant sale."""
"I love everything about writing except the part where you want to kill yourself, which is all of it."
"Just a reminder: Don't forget to check under your bed for Carrot Top every night!"
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... Do you get it?"