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Joke of the Day

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"

"Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy."

"I sometimes miss people I love quite a bit... But my aim is getting better."

"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy"" she replied. So I bought her a pet mosquito."

"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "

"Dear Autocorrect, She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I'm never getting laid."

"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."