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Joke of the Day
"Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???"
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"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"
"Bus trip Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"
"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"*puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering"
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."
"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."
"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."